ORDER IN THE COURT......
Q.  MRS. JONES, IS YOUR APPEARANCE THIS MORNING PURSUANT TO A DEPOSITION NOTICE WHICH I SENT TO YOUR ATTORNEY?
A.  NO.  THIS IS HOW I DRESS WHEN I GO TO WORK.

ANOTHER......
Q.  YOU SAY YOU'RE INNOCENT, YET FIVE PEOPLE SWORE THEY SAW YOU STEAL A WATCH.
A.  YOUR HONOR, I CAN PRODUCE 500 PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T SEE ME STEAL IT.

ITS SUNNY AND LOVELY OUT THERE BUT HIT 7 BELOW ZERO AT 6 A.M.

THE MAINT. GUY NEVER SHOWED UP YESTERDAY.  I GUESS THAT MEANS WAITING AROUND ANOTHER DAY.  I COULDN'T WORK IN MY KITCHEN TIL AFTER 4 BUT MANAGED TO MAKE A BATCH OF MASHED POTATOES.  GAVE SOME TO MY NEIGHBOR WITH THE BENT NECK PROBLEM.  SHE IS ON BOTOX AND THEY SAY IT SHOULD WORK IN A FEW WEEKS NOW.  FIRST IT WAS A WEEK OR TWO.  I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.  SHE GOES AROUND WITH HER CHIN PRACTICALLY ON HER CHEST.  AT LEAST ITS NOT PAINFUL, JUST WONKY.

I GOT MY SINKS DONE YESTERDAY AND THEIR COUNTERS.  TODAY I WANT TO SWIFFER MY FLOORS EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GIVEN A GOOD SCRUB YET BY MY DAU WHO IS LAID UP WITH A BAD COLD RIGHT NOW.
I ALSO HAVE SOME CHICKEN BREAST AND HAMBURG DEFROSTED SO NEED TO THINK OF WHAT TO COOK TODAY.  MAYBE A SMALL MEATLOAF.  IT WILL GO GOOD WITH MY LEFTOVER MASHED.

DEVONNE......I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE FEELING BETTER.  ITS BEEN TOO LONG FOR YOU, I KNOW.
I GREW KALE IN MY GARDEN BUT I COULD NOT ACQUIRE A TASTE FOR IT.  

TRISH......I KNOW NOT WHERE MY CREATIVITY COMES FROM.  NONE IN MY FAMILY TREE SEWED, QUILTED, DREW OR ANYTHING EXCEPT MY DAD WHO COULD PLAY THE ACCORDIAN WITHOUT A LESSON.  HE PLAYED THE POLKAS FOR THEIR SATURDAY NITE PARTIES.  
BACK IN LITHUANIA MOST FOLKS WERE JUST TRYING TO KEEP A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS.  I WAS TOLD WITH NO SOCIAL SECURITY THE OLD FOLKS WOULD KNOCK ON DOORS AND ASK FOR FOOD TO STAY ALIVE.  IT WAS A ROUGH TIME HENCE DAD CAME OVER TO AMERICA AS DID MY MOTHER'S PARENTS.  THEY MET IN MASSACHUSETTS.  MAYBE ITS MY DAD WHO HAD THE HIDDEN TALENTS.  MY GRANDSON COULD DRAW PRETTY WELL AS A YOUNSTER BUT DOESN'T KEEP IT UP, AND ONE GRANDDAU IS CREATIVE SO MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO THIS GENE STUFF.

I SORTED MY PILLS FOR THE WEEK.  I PLAN TO DO MORE READING AND A BIT OF CLEANING AROUND HERE.
HAVE A GOOD DAY MY FRIENDS.  HUGS, QB S 


 

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